| 1. |
Opening |
George Carlin |
1:30 |
| 2. |
Old F**k |
George Carlin |
3:45 |
| 3. |
Goin’ Through My Address Book |
George Carlin |
2:52 |
| 4. |
Things We Say When People Die |
George Carlin |
2:36 |
| 5. |
He’s Smiling Down |
George Carlin |
2:11 |
| 6. |
Parents in Hell |
George Carlin |
1:08 |
| 7. |
People Refuse to Be Realistic |
George Carlin |
1:10 |
| 8. |
Dead Parents Helping |
George Carlin |
3:59 |
| 9. |
A Couple of Other Questions |
George Carlin |
1:04 |
| 10. |
Today’s Professional Parents |
George Carlin |
5:48 |
| 11. |
The Self-Esteem Movement |
George Carlin |
1:16 |
| 12. |
Every Child Is Special |
George Carlin |
1:42 |
| 13. |
Children Are Our Future |
George Carlin |
0:39 |
| 14. |
Raisin’ a Child Is Not Difficult |
George Carlin |
0:42 |
| 15. |
I Like People |
George Carlin |
0:51 |
| 16. |
Stupid B******t |
George Carlin |
3:12 |
| 17. |
Stupid B******t on the Phone |
George Carlin |
2:33 |
| 18. |
What a Phone Call Should Be |
George Carlin |
0:54 |
| 19. |
In a Coma |
George Carlin |
0:49 |
| 20. |
Their Kids! |
George Carlin |
1:09 |
| 21. |
They Want to Show You the Pictures |
George Carlin |
4:29 |
| 22. |
Just Enough B******t |
George Carlin |
1:33 |
| 23. |
No One Questions Things |
George Carlin |
2:55 |
| 24. |
Proud to Be an American |
George Carlin |
1:47 |
| 25. |
God Bless America |
George Carlin |
2:59 |
| 26. |
Takin’ off Yer Hat |
George Carlin |
3:04 |
| 27. |
Swearing on the Bible |
George Carlin |
4:23 |
| 28. |
You Have No Rights |
George Carlin |
5:14 |